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How To Ruin A Date

How To Ruin A Date

Posted 28 May 2010   by Jesse         Permalink | 12 Comments

Tags: un-wishlist, gifts, Hungry Jacks, factory farming, pigs, chickens, deodorant, rant

A couple of weeks ago I started my un-wishlist - all the things I really don't want as presents. First to go on the list was a revolting bathtub covered in cow skin. Well today I stumbled across something else I just had to add to the list:

BK Flame: A body spray by Burger King, which as they describe it captures "the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame broiled meat.". Puke!

That's what I'd call 'date-free deoderant' - for the man who likes to be alone. You know you've hit rock bottom when you stink so bad that smelling like a dead animal from a greasy fast food joint is an improvement! I've got to ask... Girls, do you want your boy to smell like 'flame broiled' animal flesh? I didn't think so!

Personally, the last thing I want is a constant reminder of Hungry Jack's (owned by Burger King), and the fact that the way they treat their animals stinks! Mother pigs in crates so small they can't turn around; piglets having their tales cut off without pain relief; hens in cages where they'll never be able to even stretch their wings... These are just a few of the things that come to mind when I think of Hungry Jack's and just a few of the things I don't want to be thinking about when I'm freshening up for a date.

If you agree that the way Hungry Jack's treats their animals stinks, then sign the petition calling on them to stop caging their animals. You can also print this petition out and get all your mates to sign too.

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Teweesa! Teweesa! 28 May 2010
1
......ew.
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Aimee Aimee 28 May 2010
2
hahaha "for the man who likes to be alone".
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JessicaSmile JessicaSmile 28 May 2010
3
Here I was thinking that Fast outlets couldn't get any lower then BAM.
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JackiRipper JackiRipper 29 May 2010
4
guy "so, tell me about yourself"
girl "Im vegan"
guy "oh...." runs to bathroom and showers in sink.
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Cj Cj 30 May 2010
5
what the hell...
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CUPCAKES! CUPCAKES! 30 May 2010
6
.......ew...... a definate turn off
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JKM JKM 31 May 2010
7
I don't get it. Honestly, I don't understand. O.O

It's really quite disgusting, and It makes me wonder what went through the people's head that made it.
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kellz kellz 4 June 2010
8
ewwwwwwwwwww rat
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Connors_mummy Connors_mummy 6 June 2010
9
thats so gross
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Taylor.M Taylor.M 6 June 2010
10
seriously! who wants there man to smell like jungry jacks! let alone themselves jease! thats just retarded!
confused
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kitakami kitakami 15 June 2010
11
all i can say is why would anyone want this
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Sweets Sweets 18 July 2010
12
lol what the hell is wrong with those people >.>
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