Winter is approaching so unfortunately it's time to pack away the thongs (under the bed, never to be seen again) and get out the winter warmers. Just in time for the change of seasons is our latest giveaway!
Spicy Brown (the brains behind Tofu Robot) has come up with these cool toe socks designed for feet just like yours, and we've got two pairs up for grabs.
Wear them...
- ... to school!
- ... to slide on floors!
- ... to keep your tootsies warm!
- ... to tuck your pants into when you're riding your bike! OK, maybe not this one.
If you want to get your hands (and feet, I guess) on these bad boys, then you're going to have to get a little creative. I want you to get your Jay-Z (or Kanye) on and come up with a two-line poem about the wonders of tofu. Post your efforts into the comments below! The two best efforts will win the socks. Pretty simple really. Here's an example:
Roses are red, violets are blue
My stir-fry is pretty much just all fried tofu.
You probably can't do much worse than that so have a crack at it and you could be a winner! Rhymes need to be submitted by the 29th of May.
All this talk about stir fries has made me hungry. Time for lunch I think!
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These Spicy Brown socks should be renamed 'Toe Fu'
the best food you have ever tasted or seen
No animals are exploited to get this protein
This planet will be cleaner then you have ever seen
If all people in this world would love this protein
This planet will be more peacefull then you have ever seen
the best food you have ever tasted or seen
no animals are exploited to get this protein
this planet will be cleaner then you have ever seen
if all people in the world would love this protein
this planet will be more peacefull then you have ever seen.
The cow says to me "moo!", "Isn't my life of value?"
Unleashed will rescue you, by sending out more tofu!
The kindest thing you can eat...
Who thought something delicious could be made from bean curd.
perhaps the solution is too just eat more TOFU
Tofu is so scrummy & nutritious, all you need to do is heat!
Tofu is clearly the choice for me!
Fry, scramble, bake, it is you I love to chew!
Because animals are my mates!
You cannot misconstrue the goodness of tofu!
Keep 'em coming!
So great in fact, I want Toe-Fu socks on my feet!
but what is truly free range is the humble Soya Bean!
Include some tofu amongst your ethical ammunition.
Tofu will help you get on track!
I always think of that little robot dude
Teamed with greens, you leav eme bursting at the seams
But now I make sure that none goes to waste.
Tofu is yummy
Tofu sits well in my vegetarian tummy
Tofu is funny
Tofu is fine
I wish those Robot socks were mine!
just eat some tofuUuuU
(THE U'S AND O'S go up and down the socks like bubbles)
So lets make tofu the great
Veggies are the substance, but you are the glue....
Hold up, skip all the killing, let's get tofu tonight.
I only like tofu, Sam I am.
get your hands on some tofu!
never forget, TOFU is here to STAY.
My friends are all mean
saying tofu is tastes yuk
But it's made from soy bean
so it's better than their muck
You can fry it, bake it, put it in dessert
and the best part of all, no animal gets hurt.
An alternative to the cows that go moomoo
It tastes really yum
It's funky and it's fun
It's so cool I want it in fondue
Eat tofu and shut down the factory farm
Yell! A Kung Fu "ACAI!" call out, prey deep for blood drink
~the escape route blocked by ToFu masters farm the
tasteless, soft
weak hearts shoot to kill - fear running from out carbonize junglebook dreams
the scurry won't have to try keep warm this winter
Tofu, Tofu why are you so soft and delectable,
you soak in the flavor of warm soup YUM!
or Must I learn to make a mean Stir Fry to impress,
perhaps Kung Fu might impact a rhythmic form
What ever method I choose, I must have those socks!
On my Paws! In my Shoes! In kinky photographs, yay!
Then I'd be handing over my Address! Brrrrvrr *shivers ASAP
Might the postman scare away all the Mormons!
Lol!
IT'S A-CURD TO ME - THAT IT MUST HAVE NO FOES.
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IT'S A-CURD TO ME - THAT IT MUST HAVE NO FOES.
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TOFU IS MADE FROM A BEAN TURNED TO CURD,
SO THIS WILL REDUCE THE NEED FOR A HERD.
tastes so good makes a meat eater cry
sweet tofu pie
I choose to-fu instead of moo-moo!
Enough protein from Tofu, come join me, you'll see.
And every time I eat it, I feel very fruity!!
You know what..I'm happy sticking with my love for TOFU!!"
P.s. not great at stuff like this but though id give it a go.. Ive loved reading everyones quotes etc how awesum!!
but to stay warm this winter I'd love some tofu robots on my feet!!!
It is creamy like cheese but without the fat
It makes me so happy I have to say
If there was none I think I would cry the day away
It stops the pain and the death of the world
At least for a meal that tastes so good
So this is my rap and i'm proud to say
I will always love Animals Australia and I want those socks!!
Tofu I am, I am Tofu.
If you didn't hear me, then press rewind!
But other than that it totally rocks!
a kick of protein, makes you go woohoo!
Do you see what I see... everybody's eating tofu tonight
I make sure I'm not in the nude,
I make a stir-fry with veggies and tofu,
Cause unlike meat it's not hard to chew!!
tastes delicious in a chesse fondue.
I'd switch to tofu, wouldn't you?
Some hate it and don't eat.
But Tofu socks are strange for feet,
And I think they're pretty neat!
They are telling us to eat Tofu !!
eaters of animals, please *** you!
tempeh, tofu, milk oh joy!
ohh how it makes me want to spew
flavourless and bland
but i guess that's it's good for you
Tofu is simply yum
Up above all meaty things
Tofu makes my tastebuds sing!!
They all play in the paddock while I eat tofu!
Tofu is great,
pile it higher,
on my plate!