Things Your Parents say....

My father always says 'boys have cooties'
And assumes every guy I talk to is my boyfriend. -_____-

Well I ask my mum for something she always said ' So, what did your last slave die of? '

And when I say to my dad. " Dad. I'm Thirsty " He would reply " And I'm darren. "

Even when I say " No, dad, im serious " and then he would say back " But, I thought you were thirsty? "

U guys are funny

Treat em mean keep em keen.

That being vegan is unnecessary.