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Real Men Hunt Tofu!
Posted By Jane

Real Men Hunt Tofu!

Posted 16 May 2010   by         Permalink | 19 Comments

Tags: veg, tofu, food, hunting, computer game, funny

I don't know about you but I've always steered clear of 'shoot em up' computer games. Especially ones that glorify killing innocent animals like in Big Buck Hunter. There's one of them at my local pizza place. Nothing turns me off more than seeing someone order a meatlovers pizza before putting a dollar in that gory hunting game to simulate slaughtering deer while they wait for their factory farmed ham to cook on a doughy base. It doesn't make you look tough, boys.

So you can imagine my sheer delight when I met Tofu Hunter!!

You can only progress through this game by meeting your tofu quota, that's a lesson for life I say! Nabbing the soy milk buys you extra time and you get bonuses for seeking out tofu dogs and seitan birds. Who needs a dietician with messages like this from tofu hunters?

Play Tofu Hunter! Via AdultSwim

It's definitely a 'shoot em up' game, but to me it does represent something more. Because each time someone hunts out the tofu or veggie dogs in the supermarket and buys that over meat, it's a little step closer to ending the misery of animals who are confined for life on factory farms.

And as for my local pizza place, imagine someone ordering a vegie pizza then shooting tofu while they wait  - let me hear you ladies, now that's manly!! Give me a Tofu Hunter any day!

Let's see who can get the highest score!

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Aimee Aimee 17 May 2010
Okay I decided to quit at 18,000 points. A very addictive game ahaha and I need to study!
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Jesse Jesse 17 May 2010
Aimee, I always knew you were a stone cold tofu killer wink
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allygoodo allygoodo 17 May 2010
Bahah, my heart even weeps at bloodying up a computerised cute little faced-tofu cube. Funny stuff heart, toughen up happy
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Christo Christo 17 May 2010
Just smashed my meat free peperoni sandwich, time shoot some pesky tofu!
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Jen Jen 17 May 2010
Aww same sad
The tofu are too cute to kill happy
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Mimziiii Mimziiii 17 May 2010
hahahahahah that awesome
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Tofu Ninja Tofu Ninja 17 May 2010
Can we start a new "side project" of veganism?... 'We don't kill pixels representing a possible sentient lifeform'

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Jane Jane 18 May 2010
I'm up to 197,200!! Whooooo!
Who's gonna beat THAT? dance
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Pomi Pomi 19 May 2010
i shot one of them and blood went everywhere and I felt really bad and exited.
Funny that when one of my hobbies is killing sims
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- Kitty Freak - - Kitty Freak - 20 May 2010

I shot a cute little tofu..and it was so cute and it ran and then i KILLED IT and blood went everywhere D,:

Too much for me..

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Shorty Shorty 21 May 2010
omg i absolutely LOVE killing my sims

weird hobby of mine too (:
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Hayley. J Hayley. J 26 May 2010
Lol, Shorty, I feel worse about killing those tofu cubes than killing my sims!
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margaret2 margaret2 27 May 2010
DRAT! I could not get it to work for me : (
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4_da_animals1 4_da_animals1 28 May 2010
im offically addicted, maybe ther is some serial killer side of me i didn't know about!!!  D:  o well no turning back now, this is addictive as farmville on facebook!!!
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Connors_mummy Connors_mummy 6 June 2010
Thats so awesome! ecstatic
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kitakami kitakami 7 June 2010
i felt bad killing the tofu i think it was the blood and their cute little faces. It was interesting and i could see how it could be addictive.
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Kelsey1 MsDrago Kelsey1 MsDrago 27 August 2012
Yum, tofu!
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Kelsey1 MsDrago Kelsey1 MsDrago 28 August 2012
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Kelsey1 MsDrago Kelsey1 MsDrago 28 August 2012
I better do my homework...
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