http://www.smh.com.au/comment/australias-nastiest-most-sexist-politician-david-leyonhjelm-is-a-disgrace-to-his-office-20161021-gs7th8.html
The Top Seven Rules of Life in Australia
1. The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm.
2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.
3. There is no food that cannot be improved by the application of tomato sauce.
4. If the guy next to you is drinking and swearing like a wharfie, he's probably a media billionaire. Or, on the other hand, he may be a wharfie.
5. On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out.
6. All our best heroes are losers.
7. The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags.
