I do this thing, haven't got a name for it yet but what you do is you say "fffffattie!" to the checkout person then bolt out the door like there's no tomorrow.
Haha. I had some retard priv msg me on facebook (friend of a friend) to have a go at me about some comment i made on my mates status. I couldn't be bothered with her so I just said "run along now fatty" as she looked massive in her profile pic and she didn't know what to say so she said look in the mirror haha I'm not even fat.
It's a bit harsh but sometimes I just like to shut people down.
Anythings better than bra shopping (including pulling teeth!)
I still dont understand why gilrs have to drag guys along, maby they like torturing us?
girls take guys along??
When I'm doing some serious bra shopping I go alone. I will take my fiance if it's a "special event" bra to get an opinion on how it looks though.
i cant go alone, haha..
bra sections in department stores and especially the bras and undies shops make me extremely uncomfortable. They have these massssssive posters of these extremely perfectly shaped, perfectly coloured, perfect haired, perfect boobed, perfect faced girls looking extremely pretty..and i walk in looking all frumpy and chubby feeling like shit cause of these posters.. >.<
i cant remember who it was..if it was my ex or my best friend at the time (now bf) but i was in the shops with them and i needed a new bra, i couldnt go into one of the bra shops..i was too scared shitless, i was having a bad day and as soon as i got near the shop i felt horrible and couldnt go in..
the first time i actually went into one was with vegan zombie and my boyfriend, i was so scared shitless, i was full on shiting myself >___<
Anythings better than bra shopping (including pulling teeth!)
I still dont understand why gilrs have to drag guys along, maby they like torturing us?
girls take guys along??
When I'm doing some serious bra shopping I go alone. I will take my fiance if it's a "special event" bra to get an opinion on how it looks though.
i cant go alone, haha..
bra sections in department stores and especially the bras and undies shops make me extremely uncomfortable. They have these massssssive posters of these extremely perfectly shaped, perfectly coloured, perfect haired, perfect boobed, perfect faced girls looking extremely pretty..and i walk in looking all frumpy and chubby feeling like shit cause of these posters.. >.<
i cant remember who it was..if it was my ex or my best friend at the time (now bf) but i was in the shops with them and i needed a new bra, i couldnt go into one of the bra shops..i was too scared shitless, i was having a bad day and as soon as i got near the shop i felt horrible and couldnt go in..
the first time i actually went into one was with vegan zombie and my boyfriend, i was so scared shitless, i was full on shiting myself >___<
I hate it too, I tend to stick to department stores where no one much is paying a whole lot of attention. I swear, I don't know who's boobs fit properly into the things they call bras these days, but it's not mine!
Anythings better than bra shopping (including pulling teeth!)
I still dont understand why gilrs have to drag guys along, maby they like torturing us?
girls take guys along??
When I'm doing some serious bra shopping I go alone. I will take my fiance if it's a "special event" bra to get an opinion on how it looks though.
i cant go alone, haha..
bra sections in department stores and especially the bras and undies shops make me extremely uncomfortable. They have these massssssive posters of these extremely perfectly shaped, perfectly coloured, perfect haired, perfect boobed, perfect faced girls looking extremely pretty..and i walk in looking all frumpy and chubby feeling like shit cause of these posters.. >.<
i cant remember who it was..if it was my ex or my best friend at the time (now bf) but i was in the shops with them and i needed a new bra, i couldnt go into one of the bra shops..i was too scared shitless, i was having a bad day and as soon as i got near the shop i felt horrible and couldnt go in..
the first time i actually went into one was with vegan zombie and my boyfriend, i was so scared shitless, i was full on shiting myself >___<
I hate it too, I tend to stick to department stores where no one much is paying a whole lot of attention. I swear, I don't know who's boobs fit properly into the things they call bras these days, but it's not mine!
Ive been at least 8 times.
once with a girl from tafe and 7 times with rie.
the worst time was when she went into the store on rundle mall at Christmas time. I said i would wait outside and she said she would be QUICK. I waited outside the bra shop feeling rely uncomfortable and getting strange looks from people especially the girls going in and out of the shop. After about 15 mins some guys i went to school with walked past and asked why i was waiting out the front of inaware and i had to explain it to them. After a half hour wait she FINALY comes out and announces they had nothing that she liked...sigh.
Anythings better than bra shopping (including pulling teeth!)
I still dont understand why gilrs have to drag guys along, maby they like torturing us?
girls take guys along??
When I'm doing some serious bra shopping I go alone. I will take my fiance if it's a "special event" bra to get an opinion on how it looks though.
i cant go alone, haha..
bra sections in department stores and especially the bras and undies shops make me extremely uncomfortable. They have these massssssive posters of these extremely perfectly shaped, perfectly coloured, perfect haired, perfect boobed, perfect faced girls looking extremely pretty..and i walk in looking all frumpy and chubby feeling like shit cause of these posters.. >.<
i cant remember who it was..if it was my ex or my best friend at the time (now bf) but i was in the shops with them and i needed a new bra, i couldnt go into one of the bra shops..i was too scared shitless, i was having a bad day and as soon as i got near the shop i felt horrible and couldnt go in..
the first time i actually went into one was with vegan zombie and my boyfriend, i was so scared shitless, i was full on shiting myself >___<
I hate it too, I tend to stick to department stores where no one much is paying a whole lot of attention. I swear, I don't know who's boobs fit properly into the things they call bras these days, but it's not mine!
Ive been at least 8 times.
once with a girl from tafe and 7 times with rie.
the worst time was when she went into the store on rundle mall at Christmas time. I said i would wait outside and she said she would be QUICK. I waited outside the bra shop feeling rely uncomfortable and getting strange looks from people especially the girls going in and out of the shop. After about 15 mins some guys i went to school with walked past and asked why i was waiting out the front of inaware and i had to explain it to them. After a half hour wait she FINALY comes out and announces they had nothing that she liked...sigh.
Anythings better than bra shopping (including pulling teeth!)
I still dont understand why gilrs have to drag guys along, maby they like torturing us?
girls take guys along??
When I'm doing some serious bra shopping I go alone. I will take my fiance if it's a "special event" bra to get an opinion on how it looks though.
i cant go alone, haha..
bra sections in department stores and especially the bras and undies shops make me extremely uncomfortable. They have these massssssive posters of these extremely perfectly shaped, perfectly coloured, perfect haired, perfect boobed, perfect faced girls looking extremely pretty..and i walk in looking all frumpy and chubby feeling like shit cause of these posters.. >.<
i cant remember who it was..if it was my ex or my best friend at the time (now bf) but i was in the shops with them and i needed a new bra, i couldnt go into one of the bra shops..i was too scared shitless, i was having a bad day and as soon as i got near the shop i felt horrible and couldnt go in..
the first time i actually went into one was with vegan zombie and my boyfriend, i was so scared shitless, i was full on shiting myself >___<
I hate it too, I tend to stick to department stores where no one much is paying a whole lot of attention. I swear, I don't know who's boobs fit properly into the things they call bras these days, but it's not mine!
Ive been at least 8 times.
once with a girl from tafe and 7 times with rie.
the worst time was when she went into the store on rundle mall at Christmas time. I said i would wait outside and she said she would be QUICK. I waited outside the bra shop feeling rely uncomfortable and getting strange looks from people especially the girls going in and out of the shop. After about 15 mins some guys i went to school with walked past and asked why i was waiting out the front of inaware and i had to explain it to them. After a half hour wait she FINALY comes out and announces they had nothing that she liked...sigh.
They're not looking at you like you're creepy. They're looking at you in sympathy and for the other men who have been forced to stand around a bra shop....empathy!
My Mr got caught on Saturday. I was only trying on a pair of shorts, but they put the changerooms right up the side completely surrounded by womens bras, undies and pj's so if he wanted to wait without looking creepy he had to hike it back half way across the store!
I do this thing, haven't got a name for it yet but what you do is you say "fffffattie!" to the checkout person then bolt out the door like there's no tomorrow.
But what does that really achieve, except to make you look like an idiot and a coward.
Anythings better than bra shopping (including pulling teeth!)
I still dont understand why gilrs have to drag guys along, maby they like torturing us?
girls take guys along??
When I'm doing some serious bra shopping I go alone. I will take my fiance if it's a "special event" bra to get an opinion on how it looks though.
i cant go alone, haha..
bra sections in department stores and especially the bras and undies shops make me extremely uncomfortable. They have these massssssive posters of these extremely perfectly shaped, perfectly coloured, perfect haired, perfect boobed, perfect faced girls looking extremely pretty..and i walk in looking all frumpy and chubby feeling like shit cause of these posters.. >.<
i cant remember who it was..if it was my ex or my best friend at the time (now bf) but i was in the shops with them and i needed a new bra, i couldnt go into one of the bra shops..i was too scared shitless, i was having a bad day and as soon as i got near the shop i felt horrible and couldnt go in..
the first time i actually went into one was with vegan zombie and my boyfriend, i was so scared shitless, i was full on shiting myself >___<
I hate it too, I tend to stick to department stores where no one much is paying a whole lot of attention. I swear, I don't know who's boobs fit properly into the things they call bras these days, but it's not mine!
Ive been at least 8 times.
once with a girl from tafe and 7 times with rie.
the worst time was when she went into the store on rundle mall at Christmas time. I said i would wait outside and she said she would be QUICK. I waited outside the bra shop feeling rely uncomfortable and getting strange looks from people especially the girls going in and out of the shop. After about 15 mins some guys i went to school with walked past and asked why i was waiting out the front of inaware and i had to explain it to them. After a half hour wait she FINALY comes out and announces they had nothing that she liked...sigh.
They're not looking at you like you're creepy. They're looking at you in sympathy and for the other men who have been forced to stand around a bra shop....empathy!
My Mr got caught on Saturday. I was only trying on a pair of shorts, but they put the changerooms right up the side completely surrounded by womens bras, undies and pj's so if he wanted to wait without looking creepy he had to hike it back half way across the store!
Anythings better than bra shopping (including pulling teeth!)
I still dont understand why gilrs have to drag guys along, maby they like torturing us?
girls take guys along??
When I'm doing some serious bra shopping I go alone. I will take my fiance if it's a "special event" bra to get an opinion on how it looks though.
i cant go alone, haha..
bra sections in department stores and especially the bras and undies shops make me extremely uncomfortable. They have these massssssive posters of these extremely perfectly shaped, perfectly coloured, perfect haired, perfect boobed, perfect faced girls looking extremely pretty..and i walk in looking all frumpy and chubby feeling like shit cause of these posters.. >.<
i cant remember who it was..if it was my ex or my best friend at the time (now bf) but i was in the shops with them and i needed a new bra, i couldnt go into one of the bra shops..i was too scared shitless, i was having a bad day and as soon as i got near the shop i felt horrible and couldnt go in..
the first time i actually went into one was with vegan zombie and my boyfriend, i was so scared shitless, i was full on shiting myself >___<
I hate it too, I tend to stick to department stores where no one much is paying a whole lot of attention. I swear, I don't know who's boobs fit properly into the things they call bras these days, but it's not mine!
Ive been at least 8 times.
once with a girl from tafe and 7 times with rie.
the worst time was when she went into the store on rundle mall at Christmas time. I said i would wait outside and she said she would be QUICK. I waited outside the bra shop feeling rely uncomfortable and getting strange looks from people especially the girls going in and out of the shop. After about 15 mins some guys i went to school with walked past and asked why i was waiting out the front of inaware and i had to explain it to them. After a half hour wait she FINALY comes out and announces they had nothing that she liked...sigh.
They're not looking at you like you're creepy. They're looking at you in sympathy and for the other men who have been forced to stand around a bra shop....empathy!
My Mr got caught on Saturday. I was only trying on a pair of shorts, but they put the changerooms right up the side completely surrounded by womens bras, undies and pj's so if he wanted to wait without looking creepy he had to hike it back half way across the store!
Anythings better than bra shopping (including pulling teeth!)
I still dont understand why gilrs have to drag guys along, maby they like torturing us?
girls take guys along??
When I'm doing some serious bra shopping I go alone. I will take my fiance if it's a "special event" bra to get an opinion on how it looks though.
i cant go alone, haha..
bra sections in department stores and especially the bras and undies shops make me extremely uncomfortable. They have these massssssive posters of these extremely perfectly shaped, perfectly coloured, perfect haired, perfect boobed, perfect faced girls looking extremely pretty..and i walk in looking all frumpy and chubby feeling like shit cause of these posters.. >.<
i cant remember who it was..if it was my ex or my best friend at the time (now bf) but i was in the shops with them and i needed a new bra, i couldnt go into one of the bra shops..i was too scared shitless, i was having a bad day and as soon as i got near the shop i felt horrible and couldnt go in..
the first time i actually went into one was with vegan zombie and my boyfriend, i was so scared shitless, i was full on shiting myself >___<
I hate it too, I tend to stick to department stores where no one much is paying a whole lot of attention. I swear, I don't know who's boobs fit properly into the things they call bras these days, but it's not mine!
Ive been at least 8 times.
once with a girl from tafe and 7 times with rie.
the worst time was when she went into the store on rundle mall at Christmas time. I said i would wait outside and she said she would be QUICK. I waited outside the bra shop feeling rely uncomfortable and getting strange looks from people especially the girls going in and out of the shop. After about 15 mins some guys i went to school with walked past and asked why i was waiting out the front of inaware and i had to explain it to them. After a half hour wait she FINALY comes out and announces they had nothing that she liked...sigh.
They're not looking at you like you're creepy. They're looking at you in sympathy and for the other men who have been forced to stand around a bra shop....empathy!
My Mr got caught on Saturday. I was only trying on a pair of shorts, but they put the changerooms right up the side completely surrounded by womens bras, undies and pj's so if he wanted to wait without looking creepy he had to hike it back half way across the store!
he should have found the husband chair.
K-Mart are too cheap to supply those
Fail.
though the camping section usually has a nice selection of fold out chairs... if you get my drift.
